LOLMonkeys

Every great once in a while there comes a video. A video that raises the collective conciousness to a new level. A video with monkeys in it. I like the part where the monkeys smile.

Without further ado - here is said video:

Here is another one which my mom said was gross, but she doesn’t know anything - she won’t even buy me a monkey.

I have received a few emails asking me about why monkeys throw poop at people. I have given this a lot of thought, and here are my findings:

1. People are dumb
2. Monkeys are better
3. monkeys are so awesome
4. Monkeys are very smart, they know if they use technology against us, we will use a nuke and then the planet won’t support life
5. mom buy me a monkey you jerk

I forgot what I was going to say, but the important thing is that I want a monkey - I am going to ask to go to the store tomorrow to hangout with Buttknuckle. If she says no like today then I’m going to cry real loud in her ear

That worked last time she didn’t want to go. Also you will notice a few ads on the page don’t worry - they’re just there to make me rich and help pay for a monkey. I wil post pictures when I go to the store and buy Buttknuckle. Hopefully nobody will buy him first.