LOLMonkeys

Another Christmas come and gone, and I am still monkeyless. THIS IS SOME BULLCRAP! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I WANT A MONKEY BEFORE I GET ONE >:( THATS ME BEING MAD AT MY MOM OK?

She said we are low on cash, but she doesn’t seem to have any problem buying those little puff balls with cream in the middle she likes - I did the math - she could stop eating those things for the next 2 years, and be able to get me that monkey I saw at the store. By the way I went there the other day and Buttknuckle didn’t seem to recognize me - he got all “EEEE EEEE EEE EEEE EEE” and started shaking the cage like this:

Now I am no monkey expert - but I can see right through this little act. He wants to go home with me desperately - so we can play games and he will eat all the vegetables I don’t like. But this cage shaking bit - I know he just wants to get my attention so we can be best friends.

I love you Buttknuckle we will be together some day

EDIT: My friend said a lot of people from the Netherlands are visiting my site - do you guys have monkeys there? if so send me pictures of you hanging out with your monkey friends.

Sincerely,

Cristian