I have received a few emails asking me about why monkeys throw poop at people. I have given this a lot of thought, and here are my findings:
- People are dumb
- Monkeys are better
- monkeys are so awesome
- Monkeys are very smart, they know if they use technology against us, we will use a nuke and then the planet won’t support life
- mom buy me a monkey you jerk
I forgot what I was going to say, but the important thing is that I want a monkey - I am going to ask to go to the store tomorrow to hangout with Buttknuckle. If she says no like today then I’m going to cry real loud in her ear 
That worked last time she didn’t want to go. Also you will notice a few ads on the page don’t worry - they’re just there to make me rich and help pay for a monkey. I wil post pictures when I go to the store and buy Buttknuckle. Hopefully nobody will buy him first. 
Hi I like monkeys. If you are here then I guess you like monkeys too so we can be friends I guess if you want.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
MONKEYS ARE GAY AND YOU ARE A FAG I HATE YOU I HOPE A MONKEY RAPES YOU AND YOU GET AIDS AND DIE BURRITO EATER YOU SMELL LIKE 3 DAY OLD TACOS FROM BETO’S
January 29th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Marden you are just a hater because you want a pony and your favorite tv show is my little pony.