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This is a website about me trying to get a monkey from the pet store.
I already have a stuffed animal monkey - I want a REAL ONE NOW!
Believe it or not - my mom got me this for my birthday:

that is correct - a stuffed animal - he’s pretty fun - but doesn’t smell funny yet or rub his weiner alot like the monkey at the store does.

Hi I like monkeys. If you are here then I guess you like monkeys too so we can be friends I guess if you want.