LOLMonkeys http://lolmonkeys.com I like it when monkeys throw poop at each other Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:44:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en LOL Monkeys http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/23/lol-monkeys/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/23/lol-monkeys/#comments Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:22:13 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/23/lol-monkeys/ Every great once in a while there comes a video. A video that raises the collective conciousness to a new level. A video with monkeys in it. I like the part where the monkeys smile.

Without further ado - here is said video:

Here is another one which my mom said was gross, but she doesn’t know anything - she won’t even buy me a monkey.

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/23/lol-monkeys/feed/ Email http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/20/email/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/20/email/#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:53:03 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=15 I have received a few emails asking me about why monkeys throw poop at people. I have given this a lot of thought, and here are my findings:

  1. People are dumb
  2. Monkeys are better
  3. monkeys are so awesome
  4. Monkeys are very smart, they know if they use technology against us, we will use a nuke and then the planet won’t support life
  5. mom buy me a monkey you jerk

Monkey throwing poop

I forgot what I was going to say, but the important thing is that I want a monkey - I am going to ask to go to the store tomorrow to hangout with Buttknuckle. If she says no like today then I’m going to cry real loud in her ear :D

That worked last time she didn’t want to go. Also you will notice a few ads on the page don’t worry - they’re just there to make me rich and help pay for a monkey. I wil post pictures when I go to the store and buy Buttknuckle. Hopefully nobody will buy him first. :(

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2008/01/20/email/feed/ UBER UPDATE http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/12/31/uber-update/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/12/31/uber-update/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:04:44 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=11 Another Christmas come and gone, and I am still monkeyless. THIS IS SOME BULLCRAP! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I WANT A MONKEY BEFORE I GET ONE >:( THATS ME BEING MAD AT MY MOM OK?

She said we are low on cash, but she doesn’t seem to have any problem buying those little puff balls with cream in the middle she likes - I did the math - she could stop eating those things for the next 2 years, and be able to get me that monkey I saw at the store. By the way I went there the other day and Buttknuckle didn’t seem to recognize me - he got all “EEEE EEEE EEE EEEE EEE” and started shaking the cage like this:

This is one angry monkey ok?

Now I am no monkey expert - but I can see right through this little act. He wants to go home with me desperately - so we can play games and he will eat all the vegetables I don’t like. But this cage shaking bit - I know he just wants to get my attention so we can be best friends.

I love you Buttknuckle we will be together some day

EDIT: My friend said a lot of people from the Netherlands are visiting my site - do you guys have monkeys there? if so send me pictures of you hanging out with your monkey friends.

Sincerely,

Cristian

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/12/31/uber-update/feed/ Send me MONKEY PICTURES http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/19/send-me-monkey-pictures/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/19/send-me-monkey-pictures/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:33:54 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=10 Thank you, whoever sent in those pictures of people that kind of look like monkeys. But this is lolmonkeys.com, not loluglypeoplethatkindoflooklikemonkeys.com so try a little harder next time and maybe i’ll drop your name on my next post. Who knows maybe you could be as big as that guy that played with a lightsaber and then went to counceling for being teased at school or something.

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/19/send-me-monkey-pictures/feed/ Hooray for me http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/hooray-for-me/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/hooray-for-me/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:45:33 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=7 I finally managed to get my gallery back up - Its under Blogroll. If you know how to move it from blogroll and get it on its own category please tell me :(

Later I will be working on getting the videos back up. Not right now thought cause I have to do homework

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/hooray-for-me/feed/ Why monkeys are awesome. http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/why-monkeys-are-awesome/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/why-monkeys-are-awesome/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:05:55 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=6 I have compiled a very detailed list of why monkeys are awesome. Email me if you think I have left any monkey qualities out. COUNTDOWN:

  1. Monkeys are smart - they trade fruit for favors I hear
  2. Monkeys are funny -they throw poop at each other when mad
  3. A monkey smiled at me at the store and my mom didn’t buy him for me! GIVE ME A MONKEY OR I WILL KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT BY PLAYING VIDEOGAMES VERY LOUDLY
]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/18/why-monkeys-are-awesome/feed/ Where have all my readers gone? :’( http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/17/where-have-all-my-readers-gone/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/17/where-have-all-my-readers-gone/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:55:52 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=5 I stop posting stuff for 4 months and all of the sudden you jerks stop checking my site? The nerve. Just so you know the computer at home broke and my mom didn’t replace it to “teach you a lesson young man.” The only leason I learned was how to entertain myself by going through everything in her purse. Maybe I should dedicate this site to try to get my mom to buy me a computer that I can keep in my room instead of this bs of keeping it in the front room where everyone can see all the naughty things I’m looking at.

Anyway - send me monkey pictures you dumbshoes!

Buttnuckle is sad :(

]]> http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/04/17/where-have-all-my-readers-gone/feed/ Welcome http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/03/30/welcome/ http://lolmonkeys.com/2007/03/30/welcome/#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:45:50 +0000 Cristian http://lolmonkeys.com/?p=4 Welcome to the new page for lol monkeys. It might look just like the old one, but its new

i am on a new server :O

send me more monkey pictures

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